








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 415 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1565 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1733 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2323 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1266 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,068,900 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 304 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NKJ | 57% | 89 |
| #2 | sweg | 54% | 214 |
| #3 | juhez | 47% | 55 |
| #4 | Stinde | 47% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NKJ | 57% | 89 |
| #2 | sweg | 54% | 214 |
| #3 | juhez | 47% | 55 |
| #4 | Stinde | 47% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stinde | 15 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | juhez | 11 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | sweg | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | NKJ | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sweg | 665 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | Stinde | 374 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | NKJ | 73 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | juhez | 73 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sweg | +1.70 | 74 | 73 |
| #2 | kesis | +1.33 | 78 | 57 |
| #3 | juhez | -0.47 | 72 | 49 |
| #4 | NKJ | -0.69 | 72 | 66 |
| #5 | Stinde | -2.08 | 44 | 65 |





