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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
75 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 302 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 53 | 18% |
| Smokes | 97 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 75 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 77 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $72,100 of utility $309 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perrinn [SWE] | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Bosse | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | h3msk | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Svamp | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Skipskoolnick | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Svamp | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Skipskoolnick | 40% | 10 |
| #6 | wetodded | 36% | 11 |
| #7 | RiceRocket 米火箭 | 0% | 3 |
| #8 | DeMs | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skipskoolnick | 1 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wetodded | 42 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | Skipskoolnick | 31 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Svamp | 23 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | h3msk | 12 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | Perrinn [SWE] | 5 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wetodded | +3.62 | 58 | 63 |
| #2 | Bosse | +1.88 | 76 | 60 |
| #3 | Perrinn [SWE] | +1.30 | 42 | 51 |
| #4 | Skipskoolnick | +0.57 | 27 | 68 |
| #5 | DeMs | +0.45 | 58 | 50 |





