








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1673 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 892 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,550 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12376 | 34% |
| Smokes | 9649 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3883 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 10642 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,924,680 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N3potu | 58% | 93 |
| #2 | ✪ BSK | 53% | 76 |
| #3 | redhead enjoyer | 51% | 90 |
| #4 | joseph mourinho | 49% | 330 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N3potu | 58% | 93 |
| #2 | ✪ BSK | 53% | 76 |
| #3 | redhead enjoyer | 51% | 90 |
| #4 | joseph mourinho | 49% | 330 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joseph mourinho | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | redhead enjoyer | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joseph mourinho | 1380 | 0.19 | 37 min |
| #2 | N3potu | 223 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | ✪ BSK | 219 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | redhead enjoyer | 182 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jammin' | +1.40 | 91 | 56 |
| #2 | N3potu | +0.81 | 92 | 45 |
| #3 | redhead enjoyer | +0.65 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | joseph mourinho | -0.86 | 71 | 67 |
| #5 | ✪ BSK | -1.27 | 90 | 64 |





