








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1717 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,828 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 488 | 17% |
| Smokes | 332 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 771 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1237 | 44% |
Our logs show you have wasted $392,415 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | finrod | 43% | 209 |
| #2 | Aang | 39% | 18 |
| #3 | aaaaa | 18% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | finrod | 43% | 209 |
| #2 | Aang | 39% | 18 |
| #3 | aaaaa | 18% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | finrod | 22 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | aaaaa | 7 | 0.0228 |
| #3 | Aang | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | finrod | 119 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #2 | Aang | 41 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | aaaaa | 24 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | finrod | +1.93 | 61 | 21 |
| #2 | aaaaa | -1.01 | 63 | 39 |
| #3 | ∆♣JOKER♥∆ | -2.30 | 31 | 33 |
| #4 | Aang | -5.84 | 5 | 35 |





