








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4895 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,576 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5594 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2614 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2996 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2372 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $775,639 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matze | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | m1 ;. | 50% | 30 |
| #3 | Meik.Kl55 | 46% | 39 |
| #4 | easy | 46% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matze | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | m1 ;. | 50% | 30 |
| #3 | Meik.Kl55 | 46% | 39 |
| #4 | easy | 46% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | easy | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Meik.Kl55 | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Matze | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | easy | 273 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Meik.Kl55 | 88 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | m1 ;. | 87 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Matze | 33 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nemesiS | +3.93 | 92 | 69 |
| #2 | m1 ;. | -0.13 | 75 | 71 |
| #3 | Matze | -1.00 | 52 | 56 |
| #4 | easy | -1.28 | 65 | 64 |
| #5 | Meik.Kl55 | -2.48 | 74 | 56 |





