








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1962 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 406 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7069 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,780 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6122 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6505 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1848 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2305 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,697,669 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | get shrekt | +3.03 | 86 | 53 |
| #2 | Koshyi | +1.96 | 70 | 63 |
| #3 | nECRO666 | +0.54 | 54 | 57 |
| #4 | frapko420 | -0.05 | 49 | 52 |
| #5 | ne | -0.60 | 69 | 54 |





