








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,330 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 610 | 46% |
| Smokes | 150 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 271 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 299 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $129,054 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LVL10 Eater | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | Faciet lvl 10 | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | 𝓮𝔁𝓬𝓾𝓽𝓮 | 43% | 61 |
| #4 | Sc0ped | 42% | 45 |
| #5 | oompa | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sc0ped | 128 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | 𝓮𝔁𝓬𝓾𝓽𝓮 | 111 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Samuel "God" Räsänen | 106 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | Faciet lvl 10 | 27 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | oompa | 22 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faciet lvl 10 | +8.71 | 94 | 57 |
| #2 | Samuel "God" Räsänen | +6.16 | 86 | 54 |
| #3 | Sc0ped | +3.41 | 82 | 52 |
| #4 | LVL10 Eater | +1.02 | 87 | 26 |
| #5 | 𝓮𝔁𝓬𝓾𝓽𝓮 | -0.79 | 25 | 28 |





