








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 314 | 28% |
| Smokes | 319 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 222 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 269 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $221,104 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallin | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Zero | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Crit | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | toasty | 38% | 21 |
| #5 | Makka Pakka | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallin | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Zero | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Crit | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | toasty | 38% | 21 |
| #5 | Makka Pakka | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toasty | 8 | 0.0188 |
| #2 | Crit | 3 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Zero | 1 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toasty | 60 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Crit | 43 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Fallin | 33 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Zero | 27 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Makka Pakka | 14 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zero | +3.82 | 37 | 55 |
| #2 | Makka Pakka | +1.59 | 59 | 55 |
| #3 | toasty | +1.51 | 67 | 52 |
| #4 | Crit | +0.21 | 48 | 63 |
| #5 | Jxsh | -2.74 | 40 | 49 |





