








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 613 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2746 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2048 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3507 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3379 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,102,066 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⇷Luther⇸ | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | zzz | 60% | 55 |
| #3 | Goku | 57% | 53 |
| #4 | doomraider69 | 45% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⇷Luther⇸ | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | zzz | 60% | 55 |
| #3 | Goku | 57% | 53 |
| #4 | doomraider69 | 45% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doomraider69 | 28 | 0.0200 |
| #2 | Goku | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | ⇷Luther⇸ | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | zzz | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zzz | 181 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | doomraider69 | 119 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | ⇷Luther⇸ | 104 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Goku | 100 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zzz | +2.89 | 84 | 50 |
| #2 | doomraider69 | +2.20 | 81 | 50 |
| #3 | Goku | +1.95 | 64 | 43 |
| #4 | Zenith Kanashii | +0.09 | 52 | 46 |
| #5 | ⇷Luther⇸ | -1.41 | 38 | 50 |





