








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 720 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6801 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6437 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4579 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4456 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $807,223 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sya the Agent | 71% | 51 |
| #2 | Thanatos | 68% | 66 |
| #3 | ♛T A L I♛ | 68% | 114 |
| #4 | Xulencio95 | 67% | 30 |
| #5 | Giyū Tomioka | 67% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -.-MAÑO-.- | 379 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | ♛T A L I♛ | 374 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | Thanatos | 174 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Giyū Tomioka | 129 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | Knelo23™ | 89 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛T A L I♛ | +4.06 | 88 | 75 |
| #2 | Giyū Tomioka | +3.35 | 84 | 74 |
| #3 | Sya the Agent | +1.63 | 68 | 62 |
| #4 | -.-MAÑO-.- | +0.56 | 70 | 66 |
| #5 | Knelo23™ | +0.38 | 59 | 56 |





