








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 95 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,570 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 642 | 25% |
| Smokes | 783 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 607 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 538 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $29,495 of utility $17 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VEDA | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | real madrid | 64% | 28 |
| #3 | baptistebiensan33380 | 64% | 36 |
| #4 | King of Burger King | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | Yverne | 56% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baptistebiensan33380 | 9 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | King of Burger King | 6 | 0.0227 |
| #3 | real madrid | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Yverne | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Kent 2.0 | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yverne | 29 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #2 | real madrid | 29 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | King of Burger King | 26 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | baptistebiensan33380 | 21 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | VEDA | 21 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King of Burger King | +4.64 | 69 | 36 |
| #2 | Kent 2.0 | +4.37 | 76 | 32 |
| #3 | baptistebiensan33380 | +1.95 | 61 | 22 |
| #4 | TAKGAR | +0.55 | 30 | 47 |
| #5 | VEDA | +0.26 | 44 | 25 |





