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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 791 matches | ||
| Wingman | 209 matches | ||
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 137 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11714 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7912 | 17% |
| Smokes | 15886 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 14191 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 9510 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,639,667 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nowiS | 61% | 110 |
| #2 | [IRT] Darian ZInz | 59% | 111 |
| #3 | kiffaa | 51% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nowiS | 61% | 110 |
| #2 | [IRT] Darian ZInz | 59% | 111 |
| #3 | kiffaa | 51% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kiffaa | 24 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | [IRT] Darian ZInz | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | nowiS | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nowiS | 448 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | [IRT] Darian ZInz | 413 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | kiffaa | 139 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gXrki. | +1.68 | 56 | 53 |
| #2 | [IRT] Darian ZInz | +0.64 | 67 | 55 |
| #3 | kiffaa | -0.15 | 51 | 26 |
| #4 | nowiS | -2.43 | 29 | 62 |





