








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3792 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1110 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2442 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2145 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1563 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,358,226 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrandoWick | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | Brother Baguette | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | LeftFourDead | 58% | 53 |
| #4 | Aude | 58% | 104 |
| #5 | Fiji | 48% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Brother Baguette | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | LeftFourDead | 58% | 53 |
| #4 | Aude | 58% | 104 |
| #5 | Fiji | 48% | 82 |
| #6 | Chiken | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aude | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Fiji | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | LeftFourDead | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aude | 479 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | LeftFourDead | 461 | 0.43 | 10 min |
| #3 | Fiji | 223 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | BrandoWick | 123 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #5 | Chiken | 52 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrandoWick | +4.32 | 65 | 70 |
| #2 | Fiji | +1.48 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | LeftFourDead | +1.04 | 66 | 71 |
| #4 | kalot | +1.01 | 66 | 50 |
| #5 | Aude | +0.41 | 71 | 57 |





