








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 663 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 297 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2627 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2347 | 27% |
| Smokes | 899 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 2225 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3384 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,952,959 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 491 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cortex | 62% | 139 |
| #2 | izzi : The cocaine dealer | 56% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cortex | 62% | 139 |
| #2 | izzi : The cocaine dealer | 56% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | izzi : The cocaine dealer | 20 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | cortex | 17 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cortex | 270 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | izzi : The cocaine dealer | 203 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cortex | +8.37 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | izzi : The cocaine dealer | -0.07 | 32 | 43 |
| #3 | izzi | -1.67 | 18 | 48 |





