








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 166 | 54% |
| Smokes | 66 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 32 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 45 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $10,895 of utility $14 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | chicken and waffles | 0% | 4 |
| #7 | bunny | 0% | 5 |
| #8 | Y | 0% | 16 |
| #9 | m1ku | 0% | 20 |
| #10 | sorin | 0% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sorin | 302 | 0.39 | 7 min |
| #2 | m1ku | 93 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | chiruno | 53 | 0.69 | 0 min |
| #4 | bunny | 46 | 0.43 | 1 min |
| #5 | chicken and waffles | 44 | 0.61 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sorin | +17.01 | 73 | 77 |
| #2 | abel tesfaye | +10.74 | 81 | 36 |
| #3 | chiruno | +8.56 | 45 | 37 |
| #4 | chicken and waffles | +6.60 | 72 | 52 |
| #5 | bunny | +4.66 | 62 | 62 |





