








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 973 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 183 matches | ||
| Faceit | 135 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4532 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,508 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1519 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1964 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2665 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2360 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,673,217 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sry 4 being noob | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | hiroou | 64% | 36 |
| #3 | Vores | 55% | 196 |
| #4 | -FearLess_ | 51% | 153 |
| #5 | wylew | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | hiroou | 64% | 36 |
| #3 | Vores | 55% | 196 |
| #4 | -FearLess_ | 51% | 153 |
| #5 | wylew | 48% | 48 |
| #6 | aarab1k | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vores | 28 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | -FearLess_ | 13 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | aarab1k | 8 | 0.0142 |
| #4 | wylew | 6 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | hiroou | 5 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vores | 355 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | -FearLess_ | 347 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | hiroou | 85 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | sry 4 being noob | 56 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | wylew | 28 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K2aveezzz | +2.93 | 74 | 39 |
| #2 | sry 4 being noob | +2.14 | 86 | 55 |
| #3 | hiroou | +1.37 | 47 | 54 |
| #4 | Vores | -0.15 | 43 | 38 |
| #5 | -FearLess_ | -0.36 | 56 | 36 |





