








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




128 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5129 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 982 | 10% |
| Smokes | 3512 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2655 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2364 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $516,870 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1270 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZNR-Oxydium | 57% | 67 |
| #2 | Raiike | 53% | 145 |
| #3 | LittlePotato | 52% | 94 |
| #4 | Cris_Barbosa | 40% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZNR-Oxydium | 57% | 67 |
| #2 | Raiike | 53% | 145 |
| #3 | LittlePotato | 52% | 94 |
| #4 | Cris_Barbosa | 40% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LittlePotato | 24 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | Cris_Barbosa | 20 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | ZNR-Oxydium | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Raiike | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cris_Barbosa | 283 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | ZNR-Oxydium | 269 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | Raiike | 63 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | LittlePotato | 57 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaKeL | +3.33 | 75 | 32 |
| #2 | Raiike | +0.53 | 68 | 22 |
| #3 | LittlePotato | -0.78 | 58 | 22 |
| #4 | ZNR-Oxydium | -1.34 | 60 | 45 |
| #5 | Cris_Barbosa | -5.23 | 7 | 34 |





