








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3296 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3591 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1852 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1874 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $972,588 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FyZee | 48% | 21 |
| #2 | ambal | 46% | 24 |
| #3 | patevis | 43% | 30 |
| #4 | ★Mantelis† | 42% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FyZee | 48% | 21 |
| #2 | ambal | 46% | 24 |
| #3 | patevis | 43% | 30 |
| #4 | ★Mantelis† | 42% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Mantelis† | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | patevis | 7 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | FyZee | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Mantelis† | 116 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | patevis | 89 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | FyZee | 63 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | ambal | 43 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ambal | +5.05 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | FyZee | +0.43 | 54 | 47 |
| #3 | ★Mantelis† | +0.24 | 66 | 58 |
| #4 | patevis | -0.14 | 76 | 57 |
| #5 | austuze | -0.49 | 72 | 61 |





