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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 367 | 28% |
| Smokes | 171 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 238 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 539 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $49,005 of utility $13 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nutellaaa | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | Zokusha | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | ɪɴꜱ0ᴍɴ1ᴀᴄ | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | Pudsy | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | Maltzswe | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ɪɴꜱ0ᴍɴ1ᴀᴄ | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | Pudsy | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | Maltzswe | 37% | 27 |
| #6 | Zesty11-1 | 37% | 19 |
| #7 | ritz | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɪɴꜱ0ᴍɴ1ᴀᴄ | 3 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Zesty11-1 | 3 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | ritz | 2 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | Maltzswe | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | nutellaaa | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nutellaaa | 61 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #2 | Maltzswe | 26 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | Zokusha | 26 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | ɪɴꜱ0ᴍɴ1ᴀᴄ | 24 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Zesty11-1 | 23 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nutellaaa | +4.67 | 92 | 52 |
| #2 | ɪɴꜱ0ᴍɴ1ᴀᴄ | +3.81 | 61 | 45 |
| #3 | Zokusha | +2.94 | 52 | 53 |
| #4 | Pudsy | +0.67 | 52 | 28 |
| #5 | Maltzswe | +0.51 | 35 | 38 |





