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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
274 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 587 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 253 | 43% |
| Smokes | 109 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 152 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 73 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $248,664 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | achilles | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Vulografo Bimbo | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | lumin | 47% | 43 |
| #4 | Mr asian | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | achilles | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Vulografo Bimbo | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | lumin | 47% | 43 |
| #4 | Mr asian | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lumin | 5 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Mr asian | 5 | 0.0223 |
| #3 | Vulografo Bimbo | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | achilles | 2 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lumin | 90 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Mr asian | 30 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Vulografo Bimbo | 11 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | achilles | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | achilles | +4.68 | 41 | 25 |
| #2 | Mr asian | +2.21 | 28 | 37 |
| #3 | Vulografo Bimbo | +1.72 | 14 | 35 |
| #4 | lumin | +1.49 | 40 | 45 |
| #5 | oopz. | -2.22 | 12 | 36 |





