








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3277 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1227 | 26% |
| Smokes | 773 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1864 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 879 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $839,429 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 584 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | specx | 56% | 52 |
| #2 | ZNR-Oxydium | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | say inshAllah and peek | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Edi1337 | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | https://kick.com/kuraki | 43% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ZNR-Oxydium | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | say inshAllah and peek | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Edi1337 | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | https://kick.com/kuraki | 43% | 100 |
| #6 | Sno | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | https://kick.com/kuraki | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | say inshAllah and peek | 4 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | ZNR-Oxydium | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Sno | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Edi1337 | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | https://kick.com/kuraki | 419 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | specx | 77 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | ZNR-Oxydium | 75 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sno | 57 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | say inshAllah and peek | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | https://kick.com/kuraki | +2.39 | 83 | 71 |
| #2 | w0nderful | +1.05 | 65 | 36 |
| #3 | specx | +0.80 | 56 | 44 |
| #4 | ZNR-Oxydium | -1.19 | 49 | 50 |
| #5 | say inshAllah and peek | -1.46 | 56 | 45 |





