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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
84 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 482 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 98 | 20% |
| Smokes | 137 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 142 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 105 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $105,456 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐓𝐢 MDXi | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | hi | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | sntx | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | marvinツ | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | eLsa. | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐓𝐢 MDXi | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | hi | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | sntx | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | marvinツ | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | eLsa. | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sntx | 4 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | hi | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sntx | 49 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #2 | marvinツ | 27 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | eLsa. | 22 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | hi | 21 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | 𝐓𝐢 MDXi | 16 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sntx | +8.05 | 98 | 52 |
| #2 | marvinツ | +5.64 | 94 | 62 |
| #3 | eLsa. | -0.84 | 81 | 56 |
| #4 | hi | -0.89 | 71 | 49 |
| #5 | 𝐓𝐢 MDXi | -2.15 | 61 | 80 |





