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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
532 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 571 | 29% |
| Smokes | 475 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 490 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 451 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $231,491 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoguNR1 suge pula pe centura!!! | 46% | 35 |
| #2 | IonutAkA -GT suge pula | 27% | 11 |
| #3 | Georgeđź–¤ | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoguNR1 suge pula pe centura!!! | 46% | 35 |
| #2 | IonutAkA -GT suge pula | 27% | 11 |
| #3 | Georgeđź–¤ | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoguNR1 suge pula pe centura!!! | 13 | 0.0180 |
| #2 | IonutAkA -GT suge pula | 1 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Georgeđź–¤ | 1 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoguNR1 suge pula pe centura!!! | 85 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | IonutAkA -GT suge pula | 27 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Georgeđź–¤ | 12 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoguNR1 suge pula pe centura!!! | +3.51 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | IonutAkA -GT suge pula | -0.80 | 31 | 48 |
| #3 | Andri472 | -1.01 | 42 | 54 |
| #4 | Georgeđź–¤ | -3.51 | 40 | 32 |





