








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 215 matches | ||
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




114 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,548 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2878 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1364 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2169 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1137 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $368,871 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JINXED | 62% | 103 |
| #2 | lazanblyet | 54% | 68 |
| #3 | WinterJerry | 52% | 149 |
| #4 | rx | 49% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JINXED | 62% | 103 |
| #2 | lazanblyet | 54% | 68 |
| #3 | WinterJerry | 52% | 149 |
| #4 | rx | 49% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WinterJerry | 77 | 0.0288 |
| #2 | JINXED | 34 | 0.0185 |
| #3 | rx | 32 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | lazanblyet | 24 | 0.0189 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rx | 492 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | WinterJerry | 298 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | JINXED | 128 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | lazanblyet | 54 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | torky | +3.87 | 80 | 34 |
| #2 | JINXED | +0.11 | 31 | 42 |
| #3 | rx | -0.22 | 49 | 37 |
| #4 | WinterJerry | -1.64 | 33 | 33 |
| #5 | lazanblyet | -7.30 | 10 | 8 |





