








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 511 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 84 matches | ||
| Renown | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2028 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2033 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4261 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 4321 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,065,488 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McSwix | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | TpK | 56% | 63 |
| #3 | Capped | 48% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McSwix | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | TpK | 56% | 63 |
| #3 | Capped | 48% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TpK | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Capped | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | McSwix | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McSwix | 200 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | Capped | 136 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | TpK | 46 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McSwix | +0.26 | 65 | 59 |
| #2 | TpK | +0.24 | 75 | 51 |
| #3 | Clueeh | +0.21 | 70 | 48 |
| #4 | Capped | -0.67 | 48 | 64 |





