








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2307 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 565 matches | ||
| Premier | 308 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 169 matches | ||
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




194 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15271 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9398 | 25% |
| Smokes | 9040 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 11969 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 7400 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,754,697 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m4rci | 56% | 72 |
| #2 | OGXSDAG | 53% | 466 |
| #3 | SuuP | 52% | 633 |
| #4 | Exelon | 50% | 139 |
| #5 | Krypton | 42% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m4rci | 56% | 72 |
| #2 | OGXSDAG | 53% | 466 |
| #3 | SuuP | 52% | 633 |
| #4 | Exelon | 50% | 139 |
| #5 | Krypton | 42% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SuuP | 87 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | OGXSDAG | 50 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Exelon | 28 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | Krypton | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | m4rci | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SuuP | 2092 | 0.16 | 52 min |
| #2 | OGXSDAG | 1534 | 0.16 | 30 min |
| #3 | Exelon | 440 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | m4rci | 187 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Krypton | 115 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SuuP | +2.32 | 73 | 56 |
| #2 | N4stY | Trade | +2.19 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | OGXSDAG | -0.81 | 58 | 66 |
| #4 | Exelon | -1.08 | 37 | 53 |
| #5 | Krypton | -1.94 | 57 | 56 |





