








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 474 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Renown | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 136 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,126 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10333 | 30% |
| Smokes | 10070 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6284 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7439 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,799,792 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 915 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | theylovecatto | 53% | 120 |
| #2 | L0ukz | 49% | 59 |
| #3 | Lock tf in | 48% | 52 |
| #4 | MerlinMonrou | 48% | 50 |
| #5 | goingnuts | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lock tf in | 243 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | L0ukz | 237 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | olle Avi | 213 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | theylovecatto | 79 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | goingnuts | 65 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L0ukz | +2.28 | 55 | 74 |
| #2 | Ozely999 | +1.40 | 80 | 64 |
| #3 | olle Avi | +0.71 | 60 | 62 |
| #4 | MerlinMonrou | +0.24 | 78 | 58 |
| #5 | theylovecatto | +0.23 | 67 | 38 |





