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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2583 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,480 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2620 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3107 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3428 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2325 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $897,059 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 557 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aim.exe TheHope | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | xxmurjiexx | 63% | 41 |
| #3 | Hamuts! | 63% | 16 |
| #4 | Ardzeik | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | PULSEv2 | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Hujakshhh | 44% | 16 |
| #9 | Corporal (CPL) | 44% | 16 |
| #10 | ⁅𝕎𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕦⁆ | 42% | 109 |
| #11 | ™Krūze™ | 29% | 31 |
| #12 | Asaris | 14% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STRATBOY | 22 | 0.0252 |
| #2 | LazyShot | 21 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | ⁅𝕎𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕦⁆ | 19 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | Hamuts! | 7 | 0.0236 |
| #5 | Hujakshhh | 6 | 0.0190 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LazyShot | 166 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | ⁅𝕎𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕦⁆ | 150 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | PULSEv2 | 80 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | aim.exe TheHope | 62 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Corporal (CPL) | 55 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aim.exe TheHope | +7.70 | 68 | 53 |
| #2 | Corporal (CPL) | +5.48 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | Ardzeik | +2.28 | 42 | 50 |
| #4 | Hamuts! | +0.83 | 32 | 36 |
| #5 | 𝙋𝙐𝙇𝙎𝙀 | +0.74 | 36 | 60 |





