








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1439 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1740 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1270 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 921 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $559,596 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FabryZ | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | <KAMI> | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | ²Fäbryž²csgetto.app | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FabryZ | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | <KAMI> | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | ²Fäbryž²csgetto.app | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <KAMI> | 2 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | FabryZ | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | ²Fäbryž²csgetto.app | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FabryZ | 71 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | ²Fäbryž²csgetto.app | 67 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | <KAMI> | 44 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FabryZ | +3.14 | 65 | 70 |
| #2 | ²Fäbryž²csgetto.app | +2.88 | 61 | 67 |
| #3 | Grim | +0.45 | 50 | 49 |
| #4 | <KAMI> | -1.55 | 85 | 65 |





