








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1679 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 451 | 13% |
| Smokes | 961 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1687 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 469 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $415,012 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓵𝓮𝔂 | 43% | 56 |
| #2 | Drip999 | 39% | 85 |
| #3 | Mr.J | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓵𝓮𝔂 | 43% | 56 |
| #2 | Drip999 | 39% | 85 |
| #3 | Mr.J | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓵𝓮𝔂 | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Drip999 | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Mr.J | 2 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓵𝓮𝔂 | 98 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | Drip999 | 72 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Mr.J | 72 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.J | +2.00 | 73 | 40 |
| #2 | 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓵𝓮𝔂 | +0.84 | 37 | 53 |
| #3 | Swiazy | -0.58 | 41 | 31 |
| #4 | Drip999 | -3.44 | 27 | 47 |





