








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 135 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5101 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2988 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1433 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2975 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $771,191 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 955 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kusala | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Cody コディ | 12 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | JappleJ | 10 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | AbiBi Ishara | 9 | 0.0124 |
| #5 | theyputthemamsrbrchefeinthesoder | 8 | 0.0138 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cody コディ | 293 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Kusala | 162 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | pagnif jr. | 158 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | JappleJ | 149 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | AbiBi Ishara | 103 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AbiBi Ishara | +6.68 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | JappleJ | +5.92 | 70 | 35 |
| #3 | pagnif jr. | +2.83 | 68 | 49 |
| #4 | Cody コディ | +2.15 | 86 | 50 |
| #5 | SmokyTheBear | +1.10 | 59 | 61 |





