








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 619 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2730 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3509 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3916 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2827 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2132 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $819,113 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drone Nikula | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | RahulTheGamer | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Nalle Poranterä | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | DJtalitintti | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Depsu | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Depsu | +4.81 | 75 | 51 |
| #2 | RahulTheGamer | +4.76 | 78 | 59 |
| #3 | DJtalitintti | +4.25 | 81 | 56 |
| #4 | SauliTurkissa | +1.64 | 65 | 68 |
| #5 | Drone Nikula | -0.66 | 44 | 61 |





