








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 792 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Wingman | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




155 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3836 | 44% |
| Smokes | 2247 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1405 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1200 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,039,711 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 993 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poeg | 233 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | KAGUTABA | 192 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Evilpope | 116 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Zestoni | 89 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Vana kann | 39 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soldier | +6.00 | 78 | 29 |
| #2 | Zestoni | +2.41 | 71 | 37 |
| #3 | KAGUTABA | +2.36 | 68 | 39 |
| #4 | Poeg | +1.21 | 58 | 37 |
| #5 | Evilpope | +0.47 | 56 | 52 |





