








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 289 matches | ||
| Esplay | 135 matches | 2,054 | |
| Wingman | 102 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6001 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6062 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5187 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5581 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,575,534 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmy Nårton | 68% | 44 |
| #2 | Herkules | 67% | 70 |
| #3 | LönN | 44% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmy Nårton | 68% | 44 |
| #2 | Herkules | 67% | 70 |
| #3 | LönN | 44% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LönN | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | Herkules | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herkules | 309 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | LönN | 220 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Jimmy Nårton | 74 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herkules | +2.41 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | S1uper1 | +0.91 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | LönN | -1.82 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | Jimmy Nårton | -2.69 | 56 | 61 |





