








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 743 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 301 matches | ||
| Faceit | 186 matches | ||
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4756 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3672 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6322 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3974 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4567 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,255,953 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1540 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crbn | 56% | 199 |
| #2 | Homelessbaby | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | KuRReZ | 54% | 69 |
| #4 | Limeshield | 53% | 296 |
| #5 | Chebbe | 53% | 486 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limeshield | 1162 | 0.18 | 33 min |
| #2 | Chebbe | 704 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| #3 | Click | 637 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #4 | crbn | 234 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | KuRReZ | 147 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KuRReZ | +6.42 | 92 | 60 |
| #2 | Chebbe | +2.65 | 67 | 58 |
| #3 | Limeshield | +1.21 | 81 | 78 |
| #4 | Click | +0.91 | 68 | 50 |
| #5 | Homelessbaby | -0.81 | 63 | 48 |





