








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4893 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,047 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3733 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3235 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2564 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2515 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,137,486 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.JacKito | 56% | 48 |
| #2 | Etno | 56% | 81 |
| #3 | Théo | 54% | 69 |
| #4 | Mini | 49% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.JacKito | 56% | 48 |
| #2 | Etno | 56% | 81 |
| #3 | Théo | 54% | 69 |
| #4 | Mini | 49% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Etno | 11 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Mini | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Théo | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mini | 347 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | Etno | 179 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Mr.JacKito | 113 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Théo | 60 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Etno | +3.77 | 72 | 64 |
| #2 | Mr.JacKito | +2.29 | 70 | 50 |
| #3 | Proxis | +0.58 | 59 | 39 |
| #4 | Théo | +0.45 | 63 | 53 |
| #5 | Mini | -0.60 | 43 | 68 |





