








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 566 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 544 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9957 | 33% |
| Smokes | 7018 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7769 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5539 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,461,012 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACKSONGGG | 60% | 211 |
| #2 | Владік Лімонадік | 56% | 112 |
| #3 | kaikyyy | 55% | 85 |
| #4 | Сенді Досочнік | 55% | 91 |
| #5 | qsevenn | 50% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | kaikyyy | 55% | 85 |
| #4 | Сенді Досочнік | 55% | 91 |
| #5 | qsevenn | 50% | 118 |
| #6 | Нетакуська | 48% | 52 |
| #7 | zA1n | 44% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACKSONGGG | 22 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | qsevenn | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Сенді Досочнік | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | kaikyyy | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Нетакуська | 5 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACKSONGGG | 582 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | Владік Лімонадік | 479 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | Сенді Досочнік | 349 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | kaikyyy | 347 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #5 | qsevenn | 292 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | コンセプト | +2.13 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | Нетакуська | +1.40 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | kaikyyy | +0.41 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | Владік Лімонадік | +0.04 | 69 | 78 |
| #5 | zA1n | -0.15 | 63 | 59 |





