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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2810 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3949 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3660 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2981 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $788,127 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 622 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSpeciaL | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | Aquarius | 51% | 134 |
| #3 | nAshh1 | 45% | 51 |
| #4 | Alexander | 45% | 60 |
| #5 | callmegod | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nAshh1 | +6.40 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | xSpeciaL | +4.68 | 68 | 63 |
| #3 | Aquarius | +1.15 | 75 | 37 |
| #4 | Storck | -1.20 | 48 | 51 |
| #5 | Alexander | -1.32 | 67 | 57 |





