








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1681 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1004 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1668 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1316 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1168 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $715,734 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dR | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | Sidis GAMES [T2-SVK] | 57% | 49 |
| #3 | Sidis GAMES [T2-SVK] | 51% | 69 |
| #4 | Quacky | 47% | 78 |
| #5 | Meow bandit.gg | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quacky | 240 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | Tike Myson | 155 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Sidis GAMES [T2-SVK] | 86 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sajkin 144hz | 63 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | dR | 57 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sergej bizzy | +4.14 | 76 | 68 |
| #2 | Quacky | +1.49 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | mR | +1.31 | 72 | 52 |
| #4 | dR | +1.16 | 78 | 57 |
| #5 | Sidis GAMES [T2-SVK] | +0.40 | 62 | 50 |





