








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3287 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2187 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2010 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3736 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $366,042 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | punch god | 64% | 50 |
| #2 | Sydney Sweeney | 63% | 60 |
| #3 | NightHawku | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | VAdimPičo | 47% | 99 |
| #5 | JustOndra | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VAdimPičo | 14 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | kovyks | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Sydney Sweeney | 8 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | punch god | 8 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | JustOndra | 8 | 0.0150 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sydney Sweeney | 221 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | punch god | 157 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | kovyks | 146 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | VAdimPičo | 140 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | JustOndra | 33 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | punch god | +4.99 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | NightHawku | +3.87 | 82 | 51 |
| #3 | JustOndra | +3.08 | 56 | 44 |
| #4 | Sydney Sweeney | +2.23 | 77 | 55 |
| #5 | Denym | +1.51 | 48 | 61 |





