








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 791 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 111 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 61 matches | ||
| Esplay | 35 matches | 1,680 | |
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,630 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1167 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2941 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3009 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1513 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,025,486 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 537 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greg | 53% | 49 |
| #2 | JingDong | 49% | 51 |
| #3 | Royalist | 45% | 123 |
| #4 | FjabbaN | 44% | 318 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greg | 53% | 49 |
| #2 | JingDong | 49% | 51 |
| #3 | Royalist | 45% | 123 |
| #4 | FjabbaN | 44% | 318 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FjabbaN | 32 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Greg | 7 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Royalist | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | JingDong | 5 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FjabbaN | 1212 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #2 | JingDong | 138 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Royalist | 116 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Greg | 108 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pungsvett | +2.91 | 88 | 39 |
| #2 | JingDong | +2.07 | 95 | 47 |
| #3 | Greg | +1.61 | 76 | 55 |
| #4 | FjabbaN | -1.20 | 50 | 51 |
| #5 | Royalist | -5.53 | 18 | 35 |





