








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1910 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2855 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2091 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1690 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,269,979 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 374 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the.dokkt'er | 60% | 75 |
| #2 | sementary | 47% | 90 |
| #3 | Fevete | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | _studnia_ | 40% | 96 |
| #5 | buh__ | 37% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the.dokkt'er | 60% | 75 |
| #2 | sementary | 47% | 90 |
| #3 | Fevete | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | _studnia_ | 40% | 96 |
| #5 | buh__ | 37% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sementary | 26 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | buh__ | 22 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | _studnia_ | 19 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | the.dokkt'er | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the.dokkt'er | 460 | 0.29 | 11 min |
| #2 | sementary | 284 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | _studnia_ | 227 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | buh__ | 69 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Fevete | 61 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sementary | +2.18 | 54 | 51 |
| #2 | the.dokkt'er | +1.26 | 19 | 77 |
| #3 | Fevete | +0.88 | 25 | 60 |
| #4 | zychu | +0.32 | 37 | 49 |
| #5 | buh__ | +0.00 | 46 | 26 |





