








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 471 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 377 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4344 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,620 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5738 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3866 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4047 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3969 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $651,578 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 532 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⱤɄĐɆ ĐⱤ₳₲Ø₦ | 48% | 93 |
| #2 | L U F F Y | 38% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⱤɄĐɆ ĐⱤ₳₲Ø₦ | 48% | 93 |
| #2 | L U F F Y | 38% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⱤɄĐɆ ĐⱤ₳₲Ø₦ | 13 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | L U F F Y | 13 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⱤɄĐɆ ĐⱤ₳₲Ø₦ | 241 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | L U F F Y | 206 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⱤɄĐɆ ĐⱤ₳₲Ø₦ | +2.63 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | ⱤɄĐɆ 𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐦𝐚 | +0.70 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | L U F F Y | +0.10 | 57 | 54 |





