








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 779 | 32% |
| Smokes | 514 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 461 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 667 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $330,260 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOB | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Kotten | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Sekakka | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | svennecool | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | cuteboy99 | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOB | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Kotten | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Sekakka | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | svennecool | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | cuteboy99 | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOB | 4 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | cuteboy99 | 3 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | Sekakka | 3 | 0.0211 |
| #4 | svennecool | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Kotten | 2 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | svennecool | 175 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #2 | Kotten | 27 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | BOB | 20 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Sekakka | 12 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | cuteboy99 | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deSert | +2.39 | 72 | 46 |
| #2 | svennecool | +0.65 | 86 | 55 |
| #3 | BOB | +0.63 | 66 | 44 |
| #4 | Kotten | +0.45 | 77 | 57 |
| #5 | Sekakka | -0.59 | 28 | 31 |





