








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 112 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Renown | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3785 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5387 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4264 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3136 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1769 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $866,956 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 196 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :) | 54% | 145 |
| #2 | PALUPARK THE II | 35% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :) | 54% | 145 |
| #2 | PALUPARK THE II | 35% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PALUPARK THE II | 6 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | :) | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :) | 372 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | PALUPARK THE II | 81 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :) | +0.91 | 29 | 63 |
| #2 | HesOyam | -0.49 | 50 | 55 |
| #3 | PALUPARK THE II | -4.47 | 37 | 47 |





