








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 400 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 93 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,742 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 785 | 29% |
| Smokes | 688 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 560 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 709 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,170,112 of utility $260 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 228 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stiga | 50% | 20 |
| #2 | K!ffa* | 42% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stiga | 50% | 20 |
| #2 | K!ffa* | 42% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K!ffa* | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K!ffa* | 167 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Stiga | 44 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K!ffa* | +3.00 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | Stiga | -0.70 | 53 | 67 |
| #3 | tr1ple | -0.98 | 65 | 36 |





