








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2191 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 827 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1960 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 892 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1430 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $874,689 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nahka-apina | 59% | 34 |
| #2 | GRIFFIN | 49% | 73 |
| #3 | IGL | 41% | 22 |
| #4 | rajat kiinni | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nahka-apina | 59% | 34 |
| #2 | GRIFFIN | 49% | 73 |
| #3 | IGL | 41% | 22 |
| #4 | rajat kiinni | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRIFFIN | 30 | 0.0221 |
| #2 | rajat kiinni | 14 | 0.0562 |
| #3 | IGL | 9 | 0.0235 |
| #4 | Nahka-apina | 7 | 0.0107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRIFFIN | 385 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #2 | Nahka-apina | 105 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | rajat kiinni | 33 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | IGL | 29 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRIFFIN | +5.79 | 83 | 54 |
| #2 | rajat kiinni | +2.18 | 84 | 38 |
| #3 | Nahka-apina | +1.61 | 47 | 38 |
| #4 | IGL | +1.49 | 75 | 20 |
| #5 | Wat u proplem grin? | +0.53 | 63 | 40 |





