








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 95 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1479 | 37% |
| Smokes | 748 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 659 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1115 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $197,097 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REDwether | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | RevKz_ | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | ThatFunnyBone | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | loqus | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | Insan1ty ︻芫 ——— | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loqus | 148 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #2 | REDwether | 82 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Insan1ty ︻芫 ——— | 69 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | RevKz_ | 56 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | ThatFunnyBone | 50 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loqus | +1.86 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | Starr | +1.60 | 82 | 48 |
| #3 | ThatFunnyBone | +1.32 | 67 | 51 |
| #4 | REDwether | +1.11 | 83 | 56 |
| #5 | RevKz_ | +0.04 | 60 | 55 |





