








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 568 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3173 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2367 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3340 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1752 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2866 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,203,493 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | junk1E | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | ghouL | 50% | 305 |
| #3 | asianboy | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | junk1E | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | ghouL | 50% | 305 |
| #3 | asianboy | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ghouL | 20 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | junk1E | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | asianboy | 2 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ghouL | 478 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | junk1E | 101 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | asianboy | 38 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | junk1E | +2.94 | 66 | 49 |
| #2 | CqL | +1.13 | 64 | 56 |
| #3 | ghouL | -1.90 | 33 | 36 |
| #4 | asianboy | -3.43 | 59 | 44 |





