








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 939 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches | ||
| Wingman | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7715 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,859 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4955 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4819 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5216 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5869 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,839,541 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1097 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tochno2 | 65% | 46 |
| #2 | bring the boom | 58% | 142 |
| #3 | liMON | 55% | 67 |
| #4 | Eyro | 55% | 468 |
| #5 | spendNplay | 54% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Eyro | 55% | 468 |
| #5 | spendNplay | 54% | 155 |
| #6 | Messinki MIes | 53% | 154 |
| #7 | mason | 52% | 125 |
| #8 | väsynyt | 48% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eyro | 50 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | bring the boom | 38 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | spendNplay | 21 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | väsynyt | 16 | 0.0132 |
| #5 | mason | 7 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eyro | 1668 | 0.18 | 40 min |
| #2 | mason | 472 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #3 | spendNplay | 434 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Messinki MIes | 238 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | tochno2 | 217 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J | +2.88 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | tochno2 | +1.97 | 70 | 66 |
| #3 | mason | +1.64 | 73 | 61 |
| #4 | spendNplay | +1.37 | 59 | 62 |
| #5 | Eyro | +1.19 | 75 | 58 |





